Robots On Fire: 2007

Friday, December 28, 2007

Video leak: The King's new rap video

BREAKING NEWS: McNuggets BUSTED!

DJ Ron (aka McNuggets) was apprehended early this morning by the London police department. He was apprehended at Heathrow airport. The police refused to make a public statement. More news as soon as we get it.

Monday, December 24, 2007

Look who was spotted at the Van Halen concert!

This one's for T!

BREAKING NEWS: DJ Ron makes demands

MC Grimace released the following photos to the media, which he says were given to him by an unnamed source. In the photos, Ronald can be seen with a hostage and making his demands that a red and yellow Cessna be delivered to him in Miami, along with 4 parachutes, a satellite phone and the phone number for Jared from Subway. He is reportedly holding "The King", "Birdie the Early Bird" and an unknown Asian child hostage. "The King" has a residence in Broward County, but police have come up empty in their search of the residence.

DJ Ron album released while he's on the run

In an apparent bid to sell albums, record producer Grimace "MC Grimace" Purple has released DJ Ron's new album while the police still search for the suspect.

The album is called "Grease on the Fryer" and features DJ Ron as well as sampled tracks of Birdie the Early Bird begging for mercy.

The King and Diddy team-up for a dis record

DJ B. King and P. Diddy have reportedly teamed up on this year's rebuttal to "I Slang Burgers" in which MC Grimace disses the entire Burger King crew, and calls The King "a phony whose burgers are made of bologna" for recently sporting a new rope chain and medallion. The spat can be traced back to earlier in the year when The King started dating Grimace's girlfriend and baby's momma "Frenchie Fry".

The King and Frenchie Fry spotted on a beach in France

OJ's not guilty!

Recently released evidence photos from the crime scene show that Ronald McDonald's shoes match the footprints on the crime scene. It also turns out that he was missing one glove, and lent the other one to Michael Jackson. I bet the people who didn't believe OJ feel real stupid now!

Meanwhile, Ronald is apparently on the run and was last seen cruising a red and yellow Monte Carlo, headed towards Florida. An arrest warrant has been obtained and he is apparently armed and dangerous.

File Photo: Ron & his homies cruise the ATL

The flashing of the Ron doll out the car window is an apparent gang sign to mark territory by the released convict Ronald "McNuggets" McDonald.

DJ Ron formerly of Mickey D and the Hamburglar

After smacking some hos around at the Source awards, DJ Ron won "Best Scratch Technique " for 2007's song "I slang burgers" off the album "No breakfast after 10:30", in which MC Grimace disses Birdie the Early Bird for an apparent argument over Burger King's rope chain last year which caused Birdie to leave the group and team up with East Coast Wrappers "The King", "Whopper", and "Whopper Jr.". The King has been accused of biting lyrics and sampling scratches off Grimace's solo album "Purple Power".

DJ Ron almost missed receiving the award on stage after a tussle with Kid Rock and P. Diddy when he walked in on them in the restroom, after arriving late due to drinking too much the night before, and "Livin' Large" according to his manager/producer Grimace Purple.