BREAKING NEWS: DJ Ron makes demands

MC Grimace released the following photos to the media, which he says were given to him by an unnamed source. In the photos, Ronald can be seen with a hostage and making his demands that a red and yellow Cessna be delivered to him in Miami, along with 4 parachutes, a satellite phone and the phone number for Jared from Subway. He is reportedly holding "The King", "Birdie the Early Bird" and an unknown Asian child hostage. "The King" has a residence in Broward County, but police have come up empty in their search of the residence.